Part Four



 

nians and Freedonia is money. Prince John estimates that
the necessary construction would cost something on the
order of $1 million. To this end, the country has begun
minting currency in the form of silver coins. But the na-
tions's coffers presently lack even teh funds to send John
and his advisers to Somaliland for a fact-finding mission.
Without a surprise benefactor, Freedonia appears unlikely
to take physical form soon.
     But according to Daniel Partan, a law professor at
Boston University, the scheme is at least plausible in theo-
ry. No statute of international law explicity prohibits an ex-
isting state from ceding territory to a start-up micronation.
It's just that a huge gulf -- or maybe just a lack of firepow-
er -- stands between calling yourself a country and being
recognized as such by the international community.
     It's ironic that the same benevolent idealism that made
Freedonia a successful micronation prevents it from com-
manding any respect in reality. Or maybe it's only fitting.
Then again, though, political history has time and again
been altered by social experiments that once seemed like
strange ideas. So if current fantasy states give way to an
archipelago of private Idahos, you will owe your thanks to
Prince John I -- and maybe your fealty, too.
 

     Andrew Weiner last wrote for the Phoenix on Killer
Kowalski's Institute for Professional Wrestling. His e-mailaddress is wiemar99@yahoo.com.

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